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Saturday, April 11, 2015

Most Intriguing Game of Thrones Characters

Before I even start this little diddle, I want to let my readers know that there will be cussing in the following passages. Yes, lots of cussing simply because Game of Thrones makes me go off on tangents, cuss like a sailor and cry literal puddles. Ok., now that I got that out of the way, let's begin with a Game of Thrones tangent...

As you may know, my favorite television show is starting up again, and I am absolutely, positively ecstatic! I can't wait to see where and what will happen to some of my favorite characters on the show. There are potential romances to look forward to (Greyworm and Missandei), there are depressed and lonely formal royals (Tyrion Lannister), and there are of course fucking dragons! Ugh, I can hardy wait to plop down on my couch and lust after Jon Snow whilst eating some obscure recipe from my Game of Throne's cookbook. As I have to wait a full 24 hours to reintroduce myself to the world of Westeros and King's Landing, I've put together this list of character profiles and what I want to happen with them this season. Enjoy! I know I will, come tomorrow (wicked grin). [SPOILERS for those fools who have not watched this amazing series yet].

Bran Stark

Affiliation: Stark family and heir to Winterfell.
Cool Fact: Can possess his direwolf and is intrinsically tied to the magic of old.
Last Time We Saw Him: He was being a badass and found himself caught up in some serious fucking magic!
What I want to see happen with him this season: I really want him to hone his skills and use his power to do something cool like possess a fucking dragon. Hell yeah!


Grey Worm

Affiliation: Commander of the Unsullied
Cool Fact: He is the ultimate warrior and has an apparent simmering infatuation with Missandei, Daenerys' handmaiden.
Last Time We Saw Him: He was cutting lusty stares at Missandei and professing his undying love, well sort of.
What I want to see happen with him this season: I want to see him in more action. I also want him to see him court Missandei. Why? Cause he's insanely hot and they have great on camera chemistry. What can I say? I'm just a huge fan girl.


Brienne of Tarth

Affiliation: Knight of Tarth, Loyal to the Starks.
Cool Fact: Beat the shit out of the hound. The only non-sexualized, strong female character currently remaining on the show.
Last Time We Saw Her: Beating the shit out of the Hound, like for real.
What I want to see happen with this character this season: I want Brienne to command an army of men who respect her and will die for her cause. Hell, I want her to take on the Iron Throne!

Jon Snow

Affiliation: The Wall, The Night's Watch, Ned Stark's Bastard.
Cool Fact: Is no longer a virgin...hubba hubba.
Last Time We Saw Him: Defending the Wall and taking Command.
What I want to see happen with him this season: I want to see Jon Snow fuck up, to give in to his base desires on purpose, to feel the heaviness of command, to slay a fucking White Walker!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH
HOTTTTTTTTNESSSSSSSSSSS
OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYY!

Arya Stark

Affiliation: The Starks, Heir to Winterfell
Cool Fact: Besides the fact that she is becoming a vengeful, psychopathic killer? Hmm...
Last Time We Saw Her: She was making the journey across the Narrow Sea on a mission of becoming a vengeful assassin.
What I want to see happen with her this season: I want to see her realize that she needn't loose all of her humanity, that her brother and sister are still alive, that hope is not all lost.


Sand Snakes
 

Affiliation: Daughters of Oberyn Martell
Last Time We Saw Them: Well, we haven't yet, but I know they're coming, especially with the murder of their father by the Mountain.
What I want to see from them this season: I literally want to see them raise hell at King's Landing! Give 'em hell I say, give 'em hell!


Tyrion Lannister

Affiliation: The Lannisters
Last Time We Saw Him: Murdering his father and hopping on a ship on its way across the Narrow Sea with Varys.
What I want to see from his this season: A return of his cool and cleverness. Finding his true love and making some strong alliances with the Mother of Dragons.


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